If you get in my way, I will…how do the Americans put it? Oh, yes. ‘Bust a cap in yo ass!

Bayonetta [Bayonetta]

In video games, as we meet and conquer the challenges posed to us on each level, we receive the tools to face the next challenge. And wouldn’t you know it, life is the same way. If only we could have as much fun conquering our real challenges as we do conquering our imaginary ones.

[Gotta Love Free-To-Play] DC Universe Online Adds 120,000 Members

When Sony Online Entertainment announced that DC Universe Online was going to the way of the free-to-play business model on November 1st many saw it as one last gasp before the title went the way of the failed MMO. At least for now, it looks like the free-to-play gamble has paid off with Sony revealing that more than 120,000 users have signed up for the MMO.

Now, Sony has not mentioned how many new members have opted for either of DC Universe Online‘s two freemium subscriptions, leaving us without an understanding of whether or not this risky move paid off, but for now it seems like it has.

Last night I had every intention of giving DC Universe Online a chance o grab hold of my heart strings, but the download times were CRAZY.

[Just Because] I Think Underoos Are Sexy

[Just Because] I Think Underoos Are Sexy

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Milton Waddams [Office Space]

[Fuck Me, That’s Awesome!] Halloween Light Show

4 singing pumpkin custom made faces, tombstones, hand carved pumpkins, strobes, floods and thousands of lights- Halloween Light Show gets my mad respect!

[Batman’s An Asshole]

This video is a little spoiler-y, so be warned. Now, I know Arkham City already came out, but I thought I’d give you a quick update: The game is outrageously enormous. I’ve played 10 hours, and I’m only 18% through. More interestingly, Arkham City’s Batman is kind of… angry. I mean, moreso than usual.  He’s actually a bit surly. Almost… a Bat-Dick, if you will,  and here’s a video of Batman’s most assholish moments from the game to prove it.

[Happy Friday] I don’t know about you, but I’m happy this week is coming to a close.
Work has really been cutting into my Arkham City playing ;P

[Happy Friday] I don’t know about you, but I’m happy this week is coming to a close.

Work has really been cutting into my Arkham City playing ;P