1) This idea came to me last night when I was inebriated; therefor it seemed like the most HYSTERICAL thing ever.

2) This: :P

3) I love comic books, but women depicted in comics just goes to show that sexism and misogyny exists. Female superheros seem to have the ability to twist their hips and spine around like an owl turns its head. The good folks at The Hawkeye Initiative do an excellent job at pointing out the absurdity of this fact and this is my nod to them…albeit with Spider-Man.

4) I can draw butts all day.

  By Edward Wihnan

It’s not easy being an Asari: The smokin’ hot, blue skinned, eternally youthful and firm, bisexual biotics of the Mass Effect Universe. However, just because they can sleep with any alien species, certainly does not mean they will.

The Volus are a perfect example of that rule. They are basically an entire race of pot-bellied, middle aged men who still live at home with their Mother.

And the Hanar…well, I think we’ve all accidentally stumbled upon some Mass Effect hentai while doing an internet search. So yeah, I’m just gonna leave it at that.

Happy Valentines/Mass Effect 3 Demo Day everybody!

Damn…Kaidain is lookin’ fine…

Well kiddies, Halloween has come and passed. Now we get to that delightful time of year where retail stores make me feel completely unprepared for Christmas even though I haven’t eaten my turkey and stuffing yet.

[Just Because] I’m Always In The Mood For A Buddy Cole Monologue

…And The Kids In The Hall Are Just Fucking Awesome.

[My Little Geek] ABC Book Teaches Everything From Android to Zombie

My Little Geek is a educational ABC board book created for young children that teaches them everything from “Android to Zombie”. It was authored and self-published by the New Zealand-based couple, Andrew Spear and Sarah Spear.

Imagine the joy of hearing your two year old chatting away about his holographic ninja or time traveling joystick. From Android to Zombie, this educational book will keep the little ones and parents entertained all night long.

There is also a complementary My Little Geek Matching game available for the iPad.

[Daily Eye Candy] Joao Chiaffitelli